The Head Cheese
You know that song about being Bad To The Bone? That wasn't about Tyler.
To provide a professional income to people by helping them help others live better. Too easy.
Some say 20/20, but then we catch him with a contact lens case which he swears is "for his mom". Regardless, he generally sees the good in people if at all possible. Also, he sees the good in just about every brand of beer.